A best of sampling from reactions to the news that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant. While it’s prefectly fine to wonder how the Avengers 2 movie will adapt, what is not okay is the natural inclination to blame women for becoming pregnant. I can’t exactly speak to how it is in other countries, but the United States is utterly shameful in how it reacts to and treats women and pregnancy, especially in relation to work.
And let us not forget to point out the clear lack of biology knowledge some of the commenters displayed.
First onscreen appearances of Marshall, Lily, Robin, Barney, Ted, and the Mother.
Just wrapped Jason Segel. There is no truer gentleman. Boy, did we hit the jackpot with him. Godspeed, Marshall.
Thank you @alydenisof for nine amazing years. A wonderful actress and friend. Godspeed, Lily!
A round of applause for the wildly talented @CobieSmulders — a privilege to work with you these nine years. Godspeed, Robin.
Big ups to @ActuallyNPH. What a dream writing for this cat. We wouldn’t be here without him, and wouldn’t want to be. Godspeed, Barney.
A big hand for @JoshRadnor, a kind, brilliant, and supremely talented fellow. Thank you, Josh. And more please. Godspeed, Ted.
And cheers to Cristin Milioti, who showed up 8 years in and knocked us all on our ass with her talent and charm. Godspeed, Name TBD. ❞
I need feminism because a senator actually referred to a pregnant woman as a ‘host’.
Not a woman. Not a mother. A ‘host’.
You know what a host is?
It’s the victim of a parasite.
So this pro-life dude just made an argument against his own agenda.
And also, a host?
Fuck that shit.
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like
WARNING! VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!
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If you click it by accident, go to your doctor and install Malaware into yourself and do a scan. The virus will be INSTALLED INTO YOU and there will be no exit button and it will say you have to pay a fine to get rid of it. DO NOT PAY IT since it will not make it go away.
To get rid of it, contact your doctor IMMEDIATELY and get it uninstalled from yourself.
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i think this is the oldest image i still have. it was saved in 2005.
so if anyone was wondering how terrible i was when i was 13, there’s ur answer.
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING